BREAKING: Man discovers air fryer is just a small oven, files class action lawsuit♦Study finds 97% of "smart" devices are actually quite stupid♦Amazon reviewer gives 5 stars to product that hospitalized them: "Would buy again"♦Kitchen gadget promises to "change your life" — ruins countertop instead♦Local man buys $400 juicer, still eats fast food every day♦WiFi-enabled toaster demands firmware update before making breakfast♦Fitness tracker tells sedentary man he is "killing it" — technically correct♦Self-cleaning litter box gains sentience, refuses to clean♦Robot vacuum maps entire house, chooses to clean only under the couch♦Smart doorbell camera captures 4,000 hours of delivery drivers walking away♦Weighted blanket so heavy owner calls fire department to be freed♦Noise-canceling headphones work perfectly — user misses fire alarm♦BREAKING: Man discovers air fryer is just a small oven, files class action lawsuit♦Study finds 97% of "smart" devices are actually quite stupid♦Amazon reviewer gives 5 stars to product that hospitalized them: "Would buy again"♦Kitchen gadget promises to "change your life" — ruins countertop instead♦Local man buys $400 juicer, still eats fast food every day♦WiFi-enabled toaster demands firmware update before making breakfast♦Fitness tracker tells sedentary man he is "killing it" — technically correct♦Self-cleaning litter box gains sentience, refuses to clean♦Robot vacuum maps entire house, chooses to clean only under the couch♦Smart doorbell camera captures 4,000 hours of delivery drivers walking away♦Weighted blanket so heavy owner calls fire department to be freed♦Noise-canceling headphones work perfectly — user misses fire alarm♦
