Terms of Use
Last updated: March 21, 2026
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing or using nowantthis.com (the "Site"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use the Site.
2. Nature of Content — Satire Disclaimer
NoWantThis is a satirical publication. All product reviews, commentary, ratings, and editorial content published on this Site are intended for entertainment and humorous purposes only.
While the products discussed on this Site are real, the reviews, opinions, and characterisations of those products are satirical exaggerations and should not be interpreted as factual claims about the products, their manufacturers, or any individuals associated with them.
Do not make purchasing or financial decisions based solely on content published on this Site.
3. Intellectual Property
All content on this Site — including text, graphics, logos, images, and software — is the property of NoWantThis or its content suppliers and is protected by applicable intellectual property laws.
You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works from any content on this Site without our prior written consent, except for personal, non-commercial use.
4. User Conduct
When using this Site, you agree not to:
- Use the Site for any unlawful purpose or in violation of these Terms.
- Attempt to gain unauthorised access to any part of the Site or its infrastructure.
- Scrape or systematically download content from the Site without permission.
- Use the Site in any manner that could damage, disable, or impair the Site.
5. Disclaimer of Warranties
This Site is provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis without warranties of any kind, either express or implied. We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of viruses or other harmful components.
Product information, prices, and availability mentioned on this Site may be inaccurate or out of date. We make no representations about the suitability of any product discussed.
6. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, NoWantThis shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of your access to or use of the Site, including any reliance on content published here.
7. Third-Party Links
The Site may contain links to third-party websites, including retailers and affiliate partners. These links are provided for your convenience. We have no control over the content of those sites and accept no responsibility for them or for any loss or damage that may arise from your use of them.
8. Privacy
Your use of this Site is also governed by our Privacy Policy, which is incorporated into these Terms by reference.
9. Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any dispute arising under these Terms shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of courts located in the United States.
10. Changes to Terms
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting. Your continued use of the Site after any changes constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.
11. Contact
If you have questions about these Terms, please contact us at legal@nowantthis.com.